For Bulging Jockstrap Lovers The World Over
For a second there I thought he was missing his most important part. That camo really blends in.
I gotta say, I don’t go in for water sports. But if you do, I’d love to know your thoughts on this shot. Leave a comment and let me know.
I’m not sure why he needs to brace himself so when opening a window, but potentially it’s because giant bulge between his legs might otherwise throw him off balance. Whopper.
Picture the scene: you’re riding solo on an American road trip, somewhere in the Mid-West. Tired, hungry, and a little bit horny, you pull in at a truck stop. Is this what’s awaiting you in the toilets?
I can only assume this snap is taken from Cell Block 13’s official catalogue. If not, they need to sign this guy up as fast as his good looks are getting me off!
Sweet Jesus. What an absolute stud. Gorgeous.
What’s a guy to do when he forgets to bring lube?
Tilt your head 90 degrees to the right and check out his cheeks. Do you see the top of a love heart? How wholesome.
Sentenced for a crime you didn’t commit, It’s day 1 and you’ve just been introduced to your new cellmate. Perhaps things won’t be quite as bad as you imagined…